Chetan Bhawani

Twitter is where we keep talking, networking and sharing our favorites with our friends online, and if you were sitting with me watching my timeline, you would see many people posting good one-liner jokes enough to make one smile at least. And they can fit in a single tweet, i.e. 140 characters.

Here are a few of the one-liner jokes that i liked and wanted to share with all -

1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
2. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
3. We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
4. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
5. I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done., Just the content part left.
6. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
7. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
8. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
9. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
10. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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